- Why ?
- Because I love you.
I’m really really really really really glad that a whole bunch of dudes accidentally gave us really detailed instruction manuals for how to repel misogynists
"I do not love you as if you were salt-rose, or topaz, or the arrow of carnations the fire shoots off. I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul." - Pablo Neruda
- You own a car shop and you drive this?
- Hey, don’t insult Roscoe! Besides, I am not compensating for a small dick.
- You think my dick is small?
- Judging by your flashy muscle car…
- How about you judge it based on what’s actually inside my underwear?
Sterek AU: There are exactly two cars shops in Beacon Hills. One belongs to Derek Hale, the other to Stiles Stilinski. They hate each other.